Author Archives: Gator

Make me laugh & I will buy you a beer…

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, … Continue reading

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Hands Off My Happy Hour

Nobody should be allowed to use the term “Happy Hour” unless they serve booze. It pisses me off to see a daycare center with a “happy hour” sign – unless they’re willing to serve up some liquor to the parents, … Continue reading

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Move over, asshole!

It is now against the law to get in the passing lane and drive at the speed limit in Texas – that’s the left-hand lane for those of you who are too dumb to know that. The police are out … Continue reading

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