Invasion of the Booby Snatchers

Women who receive breast implants get a product that often does not seem lifelike to the touch. An entrepreneurial woman in Pasadena admits she formed a business plan to help these women. The Texas Attorney General’s office is calling her scheme illegal, and making plans to prosecute.
Linda Walsockett, 25, allegedly teamed up with a clinic in Matamoros, Mexico, to purchase and remove breasts from impoverished Mexican women, and transplant them to American women who are willing to pay as much as $100,000 per knocker. The Mexican women are paid about $200 each, without nipples.

Walsockett

Until recently, breast transplants were very rare. The first successful human breast transplant was performed in 1986, by Dr. Kitchen Bonnehard. Unlike internal organs, the chance of the body rejecting breasts is very low, although it has happened.
Walsockett admits to sporting an imported bust that was harvested from a 20 year old Mexican crackhead.
In the procedure, which is performed in a doctors office, the new bust is placed under the patient’s existing breasts, below the skin.  It takes about 30 minutes, and heals in a few weeks.
Investigators believe Walsockett is responsible for 20 such transplants, which are a violation of the Federal Breast Enhancement Act.
“We also think it might fall under Human Smuggling, even though it’s not whole humans, just tits” said assistant prosecutor Pierre Manuel O’Shea. “There may be additional charges.”
Customers who obtained the organs have asked not to be identified.  One of them, Chistianne Heffel of Texas City,  said she didn’t see anything wrong with Walsockett’s business practices.  Heffel said that “… Mexicans dream of coming to America.  This allows a part of them to enjoy freedom and liberty in the greatest country on Earth.  It’s a win-win.”
Another client, Judy Slagle, said she didn’t see anything wrong with the idea, but she was not completely satisfied with the procedure.  “I have one that stands up and says hello, and one that droops down like a tired puppy,” she said, “I think maybe I got one from a granny and one from a tranny!”

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