Dirty Sally’s Place out in Bumfuk…

I ran this ad in my paper for a reason.  I was told by a TABC employee (Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission) that they regularly scan my paper, looking for places which might be violating TABC rules.  So I made up this fictitious bar, which is breaking a ton of rules. The address is way the hell out in Rosharon, and does not even exist.  I hope the TABC officers have fun chasing down Dirty Sally and writing her some tickets.

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