Ted Cruz Does Not Care About You.

Ted Cruz does not care about you. It’s not his thing.

Texas senator Ted Cruz does not care that you lost your job or your business due to the Covid virus. He does not care that you are facing eviction. He does not care that your unemployment benefits are expiring at Christmas. He does not care that you have lost loved ones to the pandemic. He does not care that you are often treated badly by police officers for no valid reason. He does not care if babies and toddlers are ripped from the arms of their mothers, and placed in cages. He does not care if our military is used against civilians on American streets.

Ted Cruz does not care that Joe Biden won the presidential election by more than 7 million votes and the electoral count certified by all of the 50 states. Ted doesn’t care about the 80 million Americans who made that happen.

Ted Cruz does not care about black people, Latin people, gay people, atheists, Muslims, or anyone else who isn’t an evangelical white person. He doesn’t care if you can’t get medical care. He doesn’t care about people who are going hungry. He does not care.

There are many things Ted Cruz does not care about. There is only one thing Ted Cruz cares about. He has the same wet dream every night of his life – that he is President Ted Cruz. That’s the only guiding “principle” Ted Cruz has, his obsession with getting to the White House. It has been his lifelong ambition, and he is pursuing his dream without regard for truth or decency. He does not care that Donald Trump branded him “lying Ted Cruz” and accused his father of killing JFK, then called his wife an ugly skank. Ted Cruz does not care.

So he is a willing participant in Donald Trump’s insane attempts to overthrow democracy, and make the losing candidate the winner. If Trump serves another term, he can’t run in 2024 due to term limits. That means Ted can run. So he is supporting the effort to overthrow our government because he wants the votes of the racists, fascists, and idiots who blindly follow Trump. This is what makes Ted Cruz grovel in the mud as he is doing right now.

It is a poor strategy. By taking this route, Cruz is making damn sure that he will NEVER be elected president of this country, and making it highly likely that voters will boot him out of the senate in 4 years.

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A FAREWELL TO TRUMP 11/23/20:


No grace, no dignity, no humility, no magnanimity, no class, no morals, no empathy, no soul. He has no friends, not even a dog. His wife can’t bear his touch, his daughter can’t avoid it.
Devoid of humor he doesn’t make jokes, he doesn’t laugh. Not ever. An occasional gash in his orange-painted face signifies nothing more than his satisfaction in transacting another con.
He’s a loathsome coagulation of every human failing with no compensating virtues: A craven coward. A sociopath. A serial rapist. A racist. A quisling. An opportunistic grifter. An inveterate cheat. A deceitful toad. A chronic liar. A shameless braggart. An ignoramus who lacks curiosity. He doesn’t read, he doesn’t love, he doesn’t care.
Trump is a ridiculous, combed-over cartoon villain, a deranged clown with a face sprayed the color of hang-over piss and toilet paper stuck to his shoe. Rake the forests, nuke the hurricanes, inject the bleach, waterbomb Notre Dame cathedral, trade Greenland for Puerto Rico. Trump’s pompous idiocies are exceeded only by his appalling ignorance. This clueless moron brags that he was able to keep the crayon inside the lines on his dementia test.
The Grand Fubar of dysfunction, the maestro of petty vindictiveness, of malice and resentful belligerence is still feverishly trying to figure out how to overthrow our government.
Trump, if he’d had the imagination, would’ve considered handing out small-pox infected blankets in Democrat-leaning districts but it’s too late now. A majority of Americans have said enough is enough. After 4 years of what-the-fk-has-he-done-now, 46,123 tweets and 20,000 documented lies while in office, he’s been reduced to pathetic whimperings from his puckered-sphincter pout, playing his invisible accordion to an audience of brainless retards, fellow hucksters and his retinue of fawning toadies, asskissers, and hangers-on whose loyalty is demanded but never reciprocated and who have neither the self-respect nor the courage to call out the capture of the US by an amoral, moronic lunatic.
We cannot know what tipped the scales against Trump.
No lie has been too outrageous, bragging about sexual assault was just locker-room talk, five bankruptcies are apparently indicative of an astute businessman, stealing from a children’s cancer charity is fake news. Being laughed at by foreign leaders – throwing raw meat to Boogaloos, Proud Boys, Klansmen and toy soldiers was addressing his base. Perhaps it was inciting violence from uniformed goon squads infiltrated into lawful protests that crossed the line. Perhaps it was the denigration of war dead and veterans as losers and suckers by a draft-dodging, yellow, mangy dog that did it. More likely it was 11 million Covid-infected Americans, a quarter of a million who died while the orange blobulator ignored it, denied it, played it down, finger-pointed and then looked for ways to exploit it for his own advantage.
There is no excusing Trump, there is no sympathy that should be wasted on this pathetic parasite. History should not record him as some sort of tragic King Lear but as an effluvium, a discharge from the bowels of a diseased system; that has now been shitted out.
He had always exhibited the narcissistic and antisocial personality disorders of a lack of empathy, grandiosity, lying and deceit, indifference to conventional laws or rules or morality that characterize a tyrant. But he possessed none of the cunning, artifice, commitment to a cause beyond himself, the political skills of a Stalin or the oratory of a Mussolini. He had no ambition beyond the grift and the trappings – palaces awash with potentate bling, a yearning for military parades, a pneumatic wife and his narcissistic cult of personality. He has no talent beyond the con, he’s a schmuck with the dumb luck to be born into wealth that metastasized his low grade celebrity into high grade larceny.
Fittingly, he’s spending his last days shaping his own humiliation. If Trump was to be found drooling in a pool of his own piss ala Stalin or dragged Sadam-like from his bolt-hole it would be the most metaphorically noteworthy achievement of his time in office.
Gone too will be his dreadful spawn. Ivanka’s in-it-up-to-her-nose-job reputation may limit her future career prospects to hand-job supervisor at a New York sperm bank while “Uday and Qusay” could end up in prison trading sexual favors for their cigarettes. Jared Kushner may join them.
Melania might take the path of Jerry Falwall Jr.’s wife, and hook up with the Pool Boy, no doubt chuckling at the thought that Trump has only Rudi Guiliani left to go through the pre-nup looking for loopholes.
The end of America’s nightmare is near. However it plays out over the next two months Trump is finished.
The irrelevant man. A loser. Good riddance.

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HANG IN THERE, TRUMP! 11/22/20:


I kind of hope Donald Trump holds out to the bitter end. I hope on January 20th, breaking news comes on with Capitol Police involved in a standoff at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in which a deranged Trump has barricaded himself in the Oval Office with Melania’s 8mm Beretta (he doesn’t own a gun, she does).
Maybe he could be holding some hostages, I suggest Mitch McConnell. Perhaps they’ll bring in a negotiator – my recommendation for that job would be Robert DeNiro.
Every day that this goes on, he is losing more and more of his supporters, who are having a hard time identifying with the new “crybaby Trump” they are seeing for the first time. It is killing those two Republican senate candidates in Georgia, who are now looking like they will lose on January 5th.
And despite what they are saying about the transition, Biden doesn’t really need the daily briefings – Trump has gotten by without them for four years. The idiots he has put in place couldn’t give the Biden team any kind of briefing that would make sense anyway. They’re going to be starting from scratch regardless.
So hang in there Donny Boy. Keep up the temper tantrums with your staff and family. Keep on tweeting. Think of the books that will be written about your desperation and selfishness during your final days before exile and prison. Shakespeare couldn’t write a better comedic tragedy.

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THANKFUL FOR TRUTH IN AN ERA OF BIG LIES 11/22/20:


As Thanksgiving Day approaches, I think to myself, “What is there for America to be most thankful for during this awful year?” The unlikely answer is that we should all be thankful for the news media. Not the commentators or talk show hosts, the ones who actually report what happened. Without mainstream media (MSM) reporting, we would believe a pack of lies instead of knowing the truth.
We would believe that a big beautiful wall has been built, and that it was paid for by Mexico. We would believe that President Obama was a Muslim terrorist leader who was born in Kenya. We would believe that Trump actually has a health care plan. We would believe that Trump has done more for black people than any president since Lincoln. We would believe that there were ‘very fine people’ on both sides at Charlottesville. We would believe than windmills cause cancer.
When it comes to Covid 19, without the faithful reporting of the MSM, we would believe that the Corona virus is a hoax; that it is magically disappearing; that people aren’t actually dying; that we are turning the corner; and that even if you do get infected, just take some hydroxychloroquine. We would believe that the virus is no worse than a case of sniffles. Without the MSM we would also believe that wearing a mask does nothing to stop the spread, but that mask wearing is instead some kind of mind control exercise designed to take away our freedom.
Without mainstream media, we would believe that the trade imbalance has improved under Trump. We would believe that Joe Biden is a doddering senile socialist pedophile. We would believe that the swamp has been drained and the corruption in Washington D.C. has been reduced. We would believe that Trump won the popular vote in both elections, and that there was widespread voter fraud in both elections. We would believe that Trump won the 2020 presidential election.
In other words, without the facts we would be raving lunatics. There are in truth a large number of people who ignore the facts and listen to commentators and spin doctors, and who believe some or all of the above.
This is just the short list. There are all kinds of crazy things that we would believe if it were not for the journalistic integrity and investigative capabilities of the hated mainstream media. They rely on multiple independent sources. They corroborate the facts before publishing. They do their homework. They subscribe to and operate within a code of ethics that sets a standard worldwide.
So when we think of heroes during these dark times, the maligned and falsely accused reporters who continue to uncover the facts should be at the top of the list. Thank God for them, because without them we could all be made into losers and suckers, and democracy would be replaced by tyranny.

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ZOMBIE TRUMP WILL STAY AT THE HELM:

In case you were hoping Trump would just go away in January, it will not happen. He has consolidated his control over the Republican Party like an anaconda wrapping up a deer. His loyalists have been placed in the power positions, and he is the shot caller.
In the past, Republicans supported their party and the platform. But this year, for the first time in history, the party intentionally closed their convention without a platform. There was no list of issues, core principles, or positions. So the de facto platform became whatever Donald Trump said at any given moment. Being a Republican is no longer associated with any specific policy aims or political issues, and there is no plan. It is about one person. And that person is now a political zombie, a “dead man walking.”
Donald Trump, even though he lost, still controls all of the Republican votes and all of the party’s money. He also controls the Republican media and their viewers. Just because he lost the election, those facts will not change.
He will soon create a 2024 Campaign and start raising money immediately. That’s what he did right after winning in 2016, and he raised over $1 billion. Only $8,000 of that was contributed by Donald Trump. He spent a lot of that campaign money on his own legal bills, and he will do so again. Sometime in the next 4 years, Trump will come due on at least $400 million in personal debt. He may owe another $70+ million to the IRS. There are criminal investigations underway in New York state and in Manhattan. His company has been losing money, and it’s about to get much worse without the $10+ million he has charged the government at Mar a Lago and his DC hotel. His legal and financial problems will also entangle the entire party and conservative media because it is their job to defend him.
Make no mistake. No matter what else happens during the next 4 years, Donald Trump is still going to be the leader of the party and the owner of their votes. He will still be the hero of those who get their news from guys like Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity. That means other Republican politicians and conservative media figures will have to take his side, even when he is dead wrong. Turning on Trump, even after he is out of office, would be career suicide for them.
For the Democrats, this is the gift that will keep on giving. He has already dragged the Republican Party into the raw sewage of racism and moronic denial of science. As the nation moves forward in hope, Trump will become less relevant, even to his die hard fans. If he somehow manages to run in 2024, he will find that the tide has gone out. As his star fades, the party and Fox News will also fade. They have tied themselves to the mast, and they will go down with the ship.
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TRAITORS IN MICHIGAN 11/17/20:

Monica Palmer and William Hartmann are the 2 Republican members of the Wayne County Board of Canvassers. In an unprecedented attempt to invalidate the legal votes of almost 900,000 voters, these two racists have blocked certification of the votes cast in Wayne County, Michigan. That’s Detroit. Joe Biden won that county by 285,000 votes. There is no valid reason to block certification, and it is something that has never happened before. Up until now, the winning candidate has always won.
There is no evidence of voter fraud or other irregularities. These anti-American neofascists did this only to try to steal the election by canceling out the votes of black people. They hope that eliminating the results from Wayne County could give the 16 electoral votes in Michigan to Donald Trump. He would still have to steal the election in two additional states to “win”, although he has lost the election by approximately 6.75 million votes nationally.
Monica Palmer and William Hartmann. Remember them forever. They do not believe in the will of the people. They do not believe in democracy. They are treasonous snakes who have taken a stand against the most basic precept of American government. All good Americans should hold them in perpetual shame and contempt. They have grossly disgraced themselves and can never be respected or trusted again.
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Mayor comes home late, choked by husband

Kemah Mayor Teri Gale stayed out past 2 am on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving, and her husband apparently wasn’t happy about it. In fact, according to police reports, he choked her and broke her cell phone. Reports stated that he seemed to be intoxicated and smelled like alcohol. So the allegation is that he had been drinking. No one said what the mayor had been doing coming home at 2 am – was she also drinking? Or perhaps she was at a late-night prayer meeting?
Either way, there is no excuse for domestic violence. Still, the Kemah Police Chief has hailed her as a “hero” for getting her husband arrested. That’s a bit of a stretch, considering she wasn’t sitting home knitting Christmas sweaters – but after all, she does sign his paychecks!
Scott Gale was arrested on charges of domestic violence.

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COPLAND: Clear Lake Shores

For decades the little town of Clear Lake Shores has been widely known as a speed trap. But recently, they seem to have upped their game beyond speed trap status. There is growing public clamor on social media that the department has (according to one quote) “mutated into a military-style gang of jack-booted thugs who lie in wait for those who dare to pass through their town.”
Fewer than 1,300 people live in Clear Lake Shores. There were 43 DWI arrests there between January and August of this year. During the same time frame, Seabrook Police arrested 50 alleged drunk drivers. There are more than ten times as many people living in Seabrook. So chances of being arrested for DWI in Clear Lake Shores are ten times greater than they are a few hundred yards away in Seabrook! Keep in mind that DWI is one of those crimes in which the police officer can make the call. He has discretion. If he chooses to believe you are intoxicated, he can arrest you.
There are currently 13 paid police officers working in Clear Lake Shores – which is one for every 100 residents. That is three times the average ratio. In fact, there is no other municipality in the entire state of Texas with more police officers per capita, by a large margin. The closest example I could find in Galveston County is a very similar community, Bayou Vista. Like Clear Lake Shores, Bayou Vista is a quaint place on the water with a lot of canal and waterfront homes. There are over 1,500 people living there, There are 4 police officers working there. They have 3 DWI arrests this year.
The officers working in Clear Lake Shores brought in $1.2 million in fines during the first 8 months of 2019. So, on an annual basis, the typical Clear Lake Shores officer will bring in $150,000 or more in fines this year, far more than twice the state average. It is also a 300% increase over last year. This is why people are saying the department is overpolicing.
And it isn’t just DWI arrests. They have made 71 marijuana arrests – mostly for small amounts that wouldn’t even get you a citation in most Texas towns. They have been charging locals on golf carts with DUI, as if someone driving under 10 mph on a side street poses some kind of public danger. They have ticketed drivers who failed to use a turn signal to enter their own driveway! Like I said, it’s way past speed trap status.
According to the 2010 US Census, 4 black persons live in Clear Lake Shores. This amounts to 0.3% of the population. Yet somehow arrests of non-Caucasians are 15-20%, which is about 50 times what it should be. Don’t be caught “Driving While Black” in Clear Lake Shores!
Investigative reporter Wayne Dolcefino has requested dash cam video from the police department, but the mayor has refused to provide access to these public records. Dolcefino has posted photos of Clear Lake Shores police parking across the street from the only bar in town, apparently waiting for patrons to leave. Yes, it’s illegal.
In the meantime, although we hate to do so, we are issuing an advisory to our readers to avoid traveling through what has become a Gestapo checkpoint in our county. There have been numerous cases of shady deals by the city government and police in Clear Lake Shores over a period of many years. It is apparently a roach nest at City Hall, and the roaches hate to see the light shined on them. This is shameful, and we strongly support the citizens who are sick and tired of it.

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Gator’s Rant: Trump to meet with Putin

This coming week is where we all find out whether Donald J Trump is our President or Putin’s puppet. It all comes down to what happens next week when they hold their meeting at the G20 conference.

I hope Trump will do to Putin what he did to a mock CNN reporter in a video released last week – kick his ass.  The Russians are our enemy, and have been for a long time. We don’t need them to help us fight terrorism. Hell, they got their asses kicked in Afghanistan, remember that?

Our long history with the Russians goes back to the end of World War 2.  At the end of the war, we occupied some of the Axis territory. In the places we occupied, we established prospering democracies (Japan, W. Germany). In areas occupied by the Russians, they set up oppressive puppet regimes and enslaved the people. Not only that, they also planted missiles in Cuba, 70 miles off our coast.  Their leaders said things like “We will bury you!” to America.  They armed the Viet Cong.  They supported all of our enemies. We lived in fear of a mutually destructive nuclear war because of their aggression.

Russia, even going back 1,000 years, has always been oppressive to their neighbors.

But the main thing that pisses me off at them is that they tried to interfere with our elections by hacking voter systems in at least 31 states. To me, that is an act of war. This is certainly no time to be kissing their asses.

Not to mention that the Russians are backing Assad in Syria; have seized territory in Ukraine and the Crimea; are against NATO; and have interfered in elections of our allies.

While I’m mentioning NATO, let me say that it has been the most successful multinational agreement in human history. Prior to NATO, a war broke out every 20-30 years in Europe going back many centuries. Since NATO, nada. None. Zip. NATO keeps the bad guys, like Putin, in check. Trump ought to tell Putin that not only is NATO here to stay, but that we’re thinking of making it even bigger and badder than ever!

Putin is a very bad man. He assassinates people in his country and around the world on a regular basis. He and his cronies have robbed that country to make themselves rich.

Trump needs to tell that commie dictator that he had better call off his dogs, or expect an ass whipping. Period.  It is time to issue a smackdown the Russians, and the only guy who can do that is our President.

If he fails to do so, it will prove to the world that he has no balls and does not deserve to lead this great country.

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Illegal Immigrants Returning To Mexico For American Jobs

PROTESTERS NEAR THE US-MEXICO BORDER

As dozens of major American corporations continue to move their manufacturing operations to Mexico, waves of job-seeking Mexican immigrants to the United States have begun making the deadly journey back across the border in search of better-paying Mexican-based American jobs.
“I came to this country seeking the job I sought when I first left this country,” said Anuncio Reyes, 22, an undocumented worker who recrossed the U.S. border into Mexico last month, three years after leaving Mexico for the United States to work as an agricultural day laborer. Reyes now works as a spot-welder on the assembly line of a Maytag large-appliance plant and earns $22 a day, most of which he sends back to his family in the U.S., who in turn send a portion of that back to the original family they left in Mexico.
Like many former Mexican-Americans forced by circumstance to become American-Mexicans, Reyes dreams of one day bringing his relatives to Mexico so that they, too, may secure high-paying American jobs there.
Despite the considerable risk illegal immigrants face in returning across the border, many find the lure of large U.S. factory salaries hard to resist – these positions pay three times what Mexican jobs do.

There is an increasing motivation to return before the Trump administration constructs the proposed border wall. “When the wall is built, we will then be trapped in the United States, and have no way to get back into Mexico,” said Carla Benitez, an undocumented worker in Laredo; “So now the ‘coyotes’ who get paid to smuggle people across the border are making money both ways.”

The danger is very real. When 31-year-old illegal Texas resident Ignacio Jimenez sought employment at an American plant in Mexico, he was shot at by Mexican border guards as he attempted to illegally enter the country of his citizenship, pursued by U.S. immigration officials who thought he might be entering the country illegally, and he was also fired upon again by a citizens volunteer group called the Minutemen.
They eventually fished him out of the river and sent him back to his job washing dishes at TGI Friday’s in McAllen.
Strangely, the trend of illegal re-emigration is causing great resentment among the local Mexican population, and tension between Mexicans and illegally re-entered Mexicans – called “repatriados” – continues to build.
“I hate these Mexicans, always coming back here to Mexico from America and taking American jobs from the Mexicans who stayed in Mexico,” said 55-year-old former Goodyear factory manager Miguel Diaz, who says he lost his management job to a better-trained repatriado last March.
“Why don’t they go back to where they went to and leave our jobs alone?”

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Flying Saucer crash at Roswell in 1947

In 1947 an object crashed to the ground near a ranch in New Mexico. The object was officially stated to be a United States Air Force Balloon by the United States Military. This was generally accepted until the 1970s when a variety of Extra Terrestrial related theories began surfacing. The Rancher who saw the crash, William Brazel, is reported as saying that indestructible metal no wider than tinfoil was found with strange markings etched upon its surface. The writings/etchings were in different colors with different geometric patterns. Brazel came under severe pressure from government officials. A column written by the current local newspaper at the time ran with the headline “Harassed Rancher Sorry he ever told about it”. It was not only Brazel who noticed the disk. A number of people have claimed to have seen debris from the flying object strewn over a wider area.

Here is the radio news broadcast heard that day:

Read the full illustrated story here

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Trump Asked White House Janitor for “Loyalty” Oath

Luther Rabble, who was fired from his job as janitor at the White House last month, was apparently asked to swear his loyalty to the President in a one-on-one meeting inside the White House in February.
“The whole cleaning crew was there,” Rabble told a Gator Press reporter in an exclusive interview, “But he shooed the rest of the folks out until it was just me and him. Then he grabbed me around my throat and shoved me up against the wall, and said in a real low voice ‘I need you to be loyal to me’ and then let me go. I told him he could expect cleanliness from me, that I would be loyally clean.”
Rabble also said the President asked him to keep quiet about a case of toilet tissue that had gone missing from the office of former Director of National Security Mike Flynn, saying, “I hope you can just forget about the whole Flynn toilet tissue thing.”
After the meeting with Trump, the janitor, who had served as a government janitor for over two decades, says he immediately wrote a memo, detailing exactly what was said. He later leaked that memo to a reporter. He was fired by the President two weeks later.
Rabble is now a private citizen, and has found work as a self-employed pharmaceutical salesman.

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Man Stabbed in Cavalier Manor

Police in San Leon are investigating a stabbing at a home in the ritzy Cavalier Manor subdivision last night. Police have not released the name of the victim, who is in fair condition at Mainland Medical Center.

Working with witnesses, police have created a composite sketch of the suspect:

If you recognize this person, please contact the San Leon Police Department.

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A Gringo visits Mexico

Traveling in Mexico is fun except for a few minor details. Like for instance, you have no idea what anyone is saying to you. And you imagine that the parts of the conversations you don’t understand are something they will laugh about with their friends for many years to come:
Me: How much is this T shirt?
Vendor: The T shirts which we are happy to sell to fat asshole gringo pigs like yourself for twice their real value are only 1200 pesos.
Of course, the only part of it that I can understand is “1200 pesos“. That’s why they are always smiling so much.


The truth is that you don’t need to know Spanish because everyone you interact with can get by in passable English anyway. So they wait patiently while you butcher their language and then ask you what you want in English.
There are many cultural things to learn in Mexico that are not mentioned in any of the guide books. (Actually, I haven’t read any guide books, but I’m sure some things would not be mentioned in them.)
For example, hotels in Mexico use the Mexican towel system.
You have to sign out towels like books in a library and if you don’t return them to the front desk by 8 PM they charge your room the full cost of the factory that made the towels in the first place.
A lot of travelers are worried about the drug dealers, kidnappers, and other criminals who run the country, especially in the border cities. Such fears are silly. One good Texan can quite easily kick the collective asses of an entire gang of  Mexican gangsters, and they are very seldom brave enough to hassle us.  If you are accosted by a thug or criminal type, just flat out tell him something like:
“Pardone, monseur, but Ich bin ein Texan and you best keipen der fuchen mitzengrabbers offenhousen!”
The most interesting part of being in Mexico is the way you are viewed as a gigantic dollar bill with arms and legs.
If you walk within 500 yards of any commercial establishment you are sure to be immediately assaulted with offers to sell you something, feed you something or do some unspecified thing to your body. “Here, amigo, we have the biggest lobsters in town and a place is waiting for you at the best table in the restaurant where our waiter will massage your back and serve you the best tequila for only 5,000 pesos.”
Many merchants have perfected their lines over the years. My favorite was at a jewelry store in Nuevo Progreso:
Two men leaped up from their chairs with open arms and shouted in a loud voice. “Ah welcome, welcome… We have been waiting patiently for you, Se?or!”
No one ever says this in real life. “Where the hell have you been” is the usual line. But here in Mexico, I am the Messiah come at last!
So I responded in a grande way, “Yes, yes, I have been waiting for you too. At last we are all here together. Now we can sit with our muchachos in a chalupa with our lumbago and drink a sombrero!”
I don’t want to be the ugly American. But no matter what you do you seem to fall into the role anyway. So you are tempted to give up.
“No, gracias.” you say repeatedly without eye contact each time you are asked to look at or buy something.
I’m sure if I were in a car accident and the ambulance attendants came to help me I would say “No gracias” and be left for dead by the side of the road.
I can’t say I’d blame them.

(GATOR)

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UFOs / Flying Saucers are in the immediate vicinity

A careful examination of this photo, taken in San Leon, shows what appears to be three flying saucers.

The US Government is never going to disclose what really was found at Roswell, New Mexico in 1951, when a “flying disk” containing 4 small humanoids crashed there. The Army Air Force initially reported the crash of a UFO and the recovery, then later retracted the story. As a former military newsman, I can assure you that something like this would never have been given out to civilian news outlets until it had been confirmed. The public affairs officer at Roswell Army Air Field verified the facts before releasing them to the wire services, where the story made front page news across the US.
What they Army found at the crash site was reportedly some little guys about 4 feet tall, with very pale skin and huge eyes. Others have seen the same kind of little guys since then. They’re called “Gray Aliens” by UFO conspiracy theorists.
But they are not from outer space. They are actually from Earth.
The skin with no pigment and the large eyes indicate a subterranean creature, living in near complete darkness. These fellows die quickly in direct sunlight, which is exactly what happened to two of the humanoids who were reportedly still alive for awhile after the crash.
The craft they were in was small, and very lightweight. Not the sort of thing you would travel through space in. When you consider that the nearest habitable planet for humanoids is 300 light years from here, the idea that they would fly a tiny ship such a vast distance seems unlikely. Humanoids require food, water, sleeping quarters and other things, especially on a 300 year voyage.
The saucer at Roswell came from Earth, as do all flying saucers.
Here are a few of the logical reasons to believe this is so:
1. Sir Edmund Halley, the mathematician and astronomer who first discovered Halley’s Comet, proved that the Earth is hollow. He did so by measuring the mass of the Moon based on the tides, and comparing it to the mass of the Earth. His calculations prove that the Earth must be at least partially hollow. His work was commended by Isaac Newton and others, and remains provable.
2. Mass UFO sightings only started 2 weeks after the first Atomic bombs were exploded. Sightings have always been more common in areas where nuclear tests occur. That’s because these explosions shook the Earth, and the people who live below noticed it, and decided to investigate.
3. Reliable UFO sightings have always occurred at low altitudes, low enough for humans to breathe without bringing oxygen. UFOs operate in the same range as helicopters. Obviously they are made for low altitude surveillance. The disk shape is not desirable for travel through space, but is perfect for providing maximum lift with minimum power, as any Frisbee enthusiast will tell you. This is a design which was created specifically for use in an atmosphere.
4. Sightings of “alien” humanoids are always described as hairless. The lack of hair indicates they live in a place where there are no temperature extremes. That’s exactly the environment that is likely to exist below.
5. Credible sightings occur at night. That’s because the little guys down below are blinded in sunlight, but they see clearly in darkness. Their eyes have evolved to function in a realm where there is very little ambient light. In fact, bright light is a weapon to our underground friends, and they have been known to use it. There have been numerous UFO reports in which bright light was reportedly used to disorient witnesses. In fact, the only “weapon” these guys have ever been known to use against humans is light.
6. Every human civilization has stories of the little people who live below.
There are more reasons to believe in an underground race of humans than there are to believe they have come here from another planet.
So we have no need to fear visitors from outer space, at least not at this time. But it might be a good idea to realize the true nature of UFOs and the little aliens who drive them. They might have some technology which could keep us from totally wrecking our planet, and make our lives better. Or maybe they will just kill us.
Either way, they are our neighbors and we do have common ancestors.  (GATOR)

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