1. It's our site, we will do it the way we like it.

2. You don't like it, get the fuck out.

3. We aren't afraid of being sued, so get a lawyer bitch.

4. If you are caught leeching, hacking, cracking, spamming, or otherwise fucking with our site, we will do a bunch of bad shit to you. Not just block your IP or other such lame reactions, we will fuck your shit up so bad you will be sitting there with an etch-a-sketch. We can and we will trace your ass through proxy connections and/or dynamic ip addresses. We will then set out some bait and catch you like a fish, and reel your ass in. So don't fuck with Texas.

5. If you need help with anything related to our site, we'll help you. But we can't do anything for idiots. If you're so dumb you can't count your tits twice and get the same number, don't expect us to help with that.

6. Yes, you can reprint and repost our stuff as long as we are given credit for it. But you can't link to our photos to display or download elsewhere. This is called "leeching". Don't be a leech. It's blocked anyway, so you'll get an error if you do.

7. Don't try to "fool" the statistics we use to  calculate the Texas Top 40 music charts. It will get your song removed from our playlists, and we will catch it. In the final analysis, this is something we calculate using a device called a "human". This human is easily able to tell if there is some "shit in the game".