With only six days to go until Trump is returned to glory, Mar A Lago is a beehive of activity. Melania is busy putting together a designer ensemble that will stun the photographers – replete with an army-green long jacket, emblazoned on the back with the words, “I don’t give a fuck, do you?” Jared is busy making lists of Trump loyalists to be appointed to all of the various government offices. Ivanka is working on both at the same time, in a whirlwind mix of fashion and fascism.
The speechwriters have been making drafts of speeches in which the “real” president will graciously resume power and rule by decree during the national emergency. He will behave quite benevolently to Sleepy Joe and his usurpers – right up to the day they are executed.
Staff are busy with a myriad of tasks, including preparations for the Re-Inauguration which will be held in Washington DC after Trump is reinstated by the Supreme Court on August 15th. They anticipate the largest such crowd in history, much larger than the Inaugural of Kenyan-born Muslim Barrack Hussein Obama.
