“Ever sence I got vaxxed up, all the silverwear in the kitchin is sticking to me. I can’t even walk thru without geting a extera spoon or a fork. So it does make you magnanimous. And I have noteced that under a blacklie, my vanes glows in the dark. It wasent never like that befour. I am all so quiet sure they are tracking me and makeing me do things I wood not eusally do. All a yall pepole know I quit smokeing crack, but the vaxxine has brung back those old tempantations. They problay put some kind a chip in the vaxxine, two small for the nekkid eye, an it is abel to turn you into a zommie. Now that I got the shot, I’m now what they call a 2.0 humen. I ain’t sure what all that means, but it dam sure ain’t good. Prey for me.”
